Post by Eagletalon on Jul 11, 2007 7:23:27 GMT -5
RESPECT IS IMPORTANT!
Ask a Hippy.
Anyways, since we were randomly cut short by a purple dinosaur when trying to put this in the rules, we had to make a separate thread surrounded by a huge fence. Yeah...
But anyways, imagine that you were a fish.
What do you mean you can't? Just overflow your bathtub, stick your head in and start blowing bubbles.
But anyways, then, you see some smaller fish that are newer than you. Do you go up to them and call them n00bs, or do you go and welcome them?
Actually, wait, you eat them... Whoops.
That didn't go too well. Let's try that again...
Imagine you were a big purple dinosaur.
Oh come on! Anything is possible with your imagination! Other than Fox News telling the truth, but oh well, there aren't many exceptions. But forget that.
Anyways, then you see a little yellow one. What do you do?
No, you don't eat her!
She's horny! That is... She has very sharp pointy things on her head.
Imagine that those sharp pointy things represent PMS...
PMs...
To the Admins to whine about you being a big meanie.
So what do you do? Try eating them and get stung by the horns or befriend them and stay safe? Simple, the latter!
Or you just dump them into a vat of toxic waste, but that isn't of much use metaphorically, or at least, if you say it is we'll unleash our evil pink bunnies of doom onto you.
But anyways... Pretend that metaphor didn't fail completely.
You should respect others, because otherwise someone'll get mad at you and start eating you. What do you mean? Of course it's happened before!
And your conscience might come back to haunt you. Though most likely the Ghostbusters could take care of it, respecting people would save you money...
Thus, R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
And no, I don't know why I spelled it out either. I think it was supposed to emphasize it or something. It looks bad, though, but oh well.
So... Yeah. Like, peace out, duuuuuuuuuude.
This article has been certified as an unreliable source by the Ministry of Hippy Dinosaurs.
Ask a Hippy.
Anyways, since we were randomly cut short by a purple dinosaur when trying to put this in the rules, we had to make a separate thread surrounded by a huge fence. Yeah...
But anyways, imagine that you were a fish.
What do you mean you can't? Just overflow your bathtub, stick your head in and start blowing bubbles.
But anyways, then, you see some smaller fish that are newer than you. Do you go up to them and call them n00bs, or do you go and welcome them?
Actually, wait, you eat them... Whoops.
That didn't go too well. Let's try that again...
Imagine you were a big purple dinosaur.
Oh come on! Anything is possible with your imagination! Other than Fox News telling the truth, but oh well, there aren't many exceptions. But forget that.
Anyways, then you see a little yellow one. What do you do?
No, you don't eat her!
She's horny! That is... She has very sharp pointy things on her head.
Imagine that those sharp pointy things represent PMS...
PMs...
To the Admins to whine about you being a big meanie.
So what do you do? Try eating them and get stung by the horns or befriend them and stay safe? Simple, the latter!
Or you just dump them into a vat of toxic waste, but that isn't of much use metaphorically, or at least, if you say it is we'll unleash our evil pink bunnies of doom onto you.
But anyways... Pretend that metaphor didn't fail completely.
You should respect others, because otherwise someone'll get mad at you and start eating you. What do you mean? Of course it's happened before!
And your conscience might come back to haunt you. Though most likely the Ghostbusters could take care of it, respecting people would save you money...
Thus, R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
And no, I don't know why I spelled it out either. I think it was supposed to emphasize it or something. It looks bad, though, but oh well.
So... Yeah. Like, peace out, duuuuuuuuuude.
This article has been certified as an unreliable source by the Ministry of Hippy Dinosaurs.